sweet nothings.

May 8, 2008

clichés. when did the women i date start using clichés.

we’re fucking and you’re giving me clichés. out loud.

like wake the neighbors out loud.

i’m a fan of talking. it’s hot. it’s communicative.

but don’t feed me a porn tape.

i’d love to hear about how i feel inside you.

but.

it’s a lie when you say i’m the biggest you’ve had.

it’s a lie when you say i’m the best you’ve had.

it’s nice that you take the trouble, but i date smart girls for a reason, and i’d like to hear a smart viewpoint on our fucking.

please be loud.  but please be you.

5 Responses to “sweet nothings.”

  1. jonolan Says:

    Dude, they ALL lie about such things. Get used to it and be thankful she cares enough to still lie about it.

    Once she’s got your wallet, she’ll start speaking truth and then you’ll miss these days.

    Oh BTW, if your wallet is empty, she’ll leave for a a richer one.

  2. Josephine Says:

    Did you ask her if she was telling the truth?

    The last time I said “you’re the biggest, you’re the best” I meant it.

  3. l1ck1ty Says:

    I didn’t. I’m a bit of a coward I guess, but the thought of having those words contradicted, or seeing an awkward look in her eyes was more that I could bear.

    Despite wanting to hear the truth, I’m tempted to just accept them, they are nice words to believe are true, regardless of their veracity.

  4. NoNo Says:

    Sometimes, when we’re in the moment. This moment. This sweethotsexy moment. You are the besthottestbiggestmostomyfuckinggod best. That I’ve ever had. And it can be true every time.

  5. l1ck1ty Says:

    All these comments! So thilling.

    There seems to be a gender disparity in how we handle these words. Fascinating.

    I’m completely prepared to believe I’m wrong about this, but now I’m curious about why Jonolan so strongly believes everyone’s lieing about these things, then Nono and Josephine say the words can be true.

    I’m not sure I believe, as Jonolan does, that there’s an alterior motive. I for one, just allow my lack of self-confidance get in the way here. I just imagine that there must be more that are bigger, better, more sophisticated, etc. And frankly, even if a lie, it just sounds hot, which is part of what I imagined the motivation was.

    So happy to see everyone here!


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